When the bedtime routine is too good to be true ... beware!
When she says goodnight and seemingly goes straight to sleep ... beware!
When you pat yourself on the back that you did really well to handle the routine smoothly and that you really
caught her at the 'perfect moment' for sleepiness - beware!
When even your seven year son old says, "She was a good girl tonight!" - be afraid. Act fast!
When you are confronted by "Chucky's bride"- you'd better grab your camera, document it for posterity and get her to the bathroom - aka the scene of themassacre mascara, immediately!

When your baby is ankle deep (literally) in lipstain (and boy did it stain),
when you're soaking pj's in stain remover,
when you're using your favourite make-up remover pads to clean blackberry Guerlain lipstain,
, from the tiles, the cabinets, and the grout,
you'd better find a sense of humour fast!
Lord, give me strength!
You never know what you'll find in this space do you? I really, really hope I'll be back very soon with something much more aesthetically pleasing! .
Have a fabulous day everyone!
E x
When she says goodnight and seemingly goes straight to sleep ... beware!
When you pat yourself on the back that you did really well to handle the routine smoothly and that you really
caught her at the 'perfect moment' for sleepiness - beware!
When even your seven year son old says, "She was a good girl tonight!" - be afraid. Act fast!
When you are confronted by "Chucky's bride"- you'd better grab your camera, document it for posterity and get her to the bathroom - aka the scene of the
When your baby is ankle deep (literally) in lipstain (and boy did it stain),
when you're soaking pj's in stain remover,
when you're using your favourite make-up remover pads to clean blackberry Guerlain lipstain,
, from the tiles, the cabinets, and the grout,
you'd better find a sense of humour fast!
Lord, give me strength!
You never know what you'll find in this space do you? I really, really hope I'll be back very soon with something much more aesthetically pleasing! .
Have a fabulous day everyone!
E x


