My mum and sister ended up being crazily generous and rather hyped up and girlie with the three of us out together! We ended up in a rather inadvertently lewd and hysterical pile as we were talking lenses and I said Greg already had "a long one" and Floss then asked if he had a "wide one too". The guy behind the counter looked totally aghast and then we realised the other less appropriate meaning and totally fell apart, with tears pouring down our faces and my mum (doing the same) but trying to calm us down - to no avail. I was so embarrassed that I was bright red whilst dying of laughter and Flossy just kept gasping for air saying, "I can't breath!". Very silly behaviour from grown women!!
So we were looking at the DSLR's which I knew I would need to get really great shots and I kept saying I wish they made a hybrid that I could keep in my handbag at which point my ridiculously generous Mummy said I needed a little one too. I think she's expecting a LOT of photos of the children.
As we chose a bag, a card for the big one, cards and bags for the 'rouge' girls and other essential bits and pieces, Flossy started to wonder if she really wanted Scarlett because, in her experience, with her brand new (I mean a total of 50 photos taken) little Kodak at home she could never manage to catch her puppies properly and then lo and behold another Canon 500D ended up on the counter, only hers came with two lenses! Remember, I didn't need another as Greg already had a 'long and wide' one! So we now had 5 cameras on the counter and all the bits and pieces and had to get all the accessories for Sarah's Rebel too! As we walked to the counter with the huge pile the salesguy (who continued to argue that he would make no profit as we'd squished him so much on price), cheekily asked if we needed a tripod! I think I was the tough one - even though it wasn't my money - and insisted we really had enough.
The bill was scary! But my mum and Floss seemed completely unfazed. As we walked out giddy with delight at our purchases, Flossy and I suddenly realised we'd lost someone, Ma, and there she was reclining, happily on a huge plump sofa back in the furniture department. Naturally we couldn't leave her there unattended, so we joined her for a little rest and fell apart laughing again.
Now, I absolutely acknowledge that everyone reading this may be sitting without so much as a flicker of a smile on their faces. It really could have been only funny to the three of us there, the staff of Hardly Normal and the security cameras that probably cracked under the pressure of what they were capturing but I do hope someone out there thinks it could have been even a teeny bit funny!
So here I am a very happy, lucky and loved girl. I had a super day with two dear friends, Lizzie and Av, coming over in the morning for yummy Polish cakes that Greg had picked up, a delish lunch with the crazy members of my family and a relaxing evening playing with my new toys. I also had a great chat with my friend Kylie who is living in Abu Dhabi. Thanks dear friend. You topped the day off brilliantly. Such a great day.
Please let me know if you think there is an improvement in the photos. I have abandoned my lovely pretty books by the bed and am reading the Rebel manual for FUN!!
And now I really must let my head hit the pillow.
E x







