Here she is ladies and gentlemen.
My naked lady! Watch as she gets dressed.
Da na na. Da na, na, nah!
I have always had a
real living/dying Christmas Tree.
Each year I drag whoever I can to the Christmas Tree farm about half an hour away. We run through the fields, splitting up, to find the 'perfect' one. We take it in turns 'bagsing' the best tree and when we think we have it, it is examined thoroughly from every angle before summonsing the always cute, always muscular, always semi-clad (I kid you not and I'll tell you where you can go to see them if you like!) wood choppers! I think it's part of the job spec!
Now she's wearing a skirt and some shiny lights
and is protected by her seemingly startled bodyguard.
The strapping lads are then prevailed upon to jam the typically hugely pot-bellied, 7 foot plus beauty into the boot. It's usually threaded right through to the front of my car and although we have remembered in recent years to throw a blanket in to wrap her a little, she and Tiggy usually have the first argument of the festive season. 'Tree' always wins by stabbing poor Tigs in the arm and leg as we drive home.
Tigs added one turquoise heart (I think it's hiding round the back now!)
So although I've painted a rather fun picture of our trips to collect the Christmas centrepiece, who am I kidding. It's always stinking hot, there are flies everywhere, the spiky, sharp bush grass has been cut down at the perfect height to strip your ankles. The guys are cute but, honestly, I am married to a pretty cute man and they're probably 18 years old and that's just sick Emma!
Really putting on her sparklies now.
This year my vegetarian/vegan, tree-hugging sister, Flossy, implored me to buy a 'faux' tree (Tigs told his teachers we have a 'fake' tree). She even threatened to boycott Christmas if I chopped one more tree out of the world. Which just wouldn't do. (Hang on she's Buddhist!)
My hopes for everyone.
This year 'Treesa' has joined the festivities.
She's actually rather beautiful, not even as far as 'fake' trees go. She's perfect. And as you can from my trimming I like it to all look perfect. She came from
here.
Here she is in all her finery.
We're hoping her jewellery stays on long enough to celebrate Christmas Day. Woo has a much higher reach than I expected and seems to take joy in removing all that she can, as quickly as she can, before I spot her and then holding my breath and biting my tongue, lest I scream at her, I remove them and return them! I don't remember Tigs doing it at all (he probably did though).
And so starts the countdown to my favourite day of the year.
Tree up - check
Decorations around the house - check
Christmas Carols CD on - check
Spicy Orange essential oil burning - check
Air-con on - check!
Have a great day everyone!
E x